A Conspiracy Theorists Guide to Mars!

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Apologies for the sound on this one. I’m trialling a new setup. Also my son hid the spinosaurus and I can’t find it for love nor money!! Welcome to another episode …

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Odysseus Rex May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

Math isn't true? that means all those X's and points off my Math teachers used to give me for getting "wrong" answers were bogus! I want all of my Math grades throughout my schooling, and a fair number of my science grades, too, changed to straight A's. My answers were as valid as the teachers'!

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barry harvell May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

You have to understand that where they get their fuels from the fire NASA has admitted to putting a red filter on some of the pictures and or some of the pixels were missing and nada admitted to Photo shopping those missing pixels of landscape to fill thise spots so that’s where they get this idea that mass is faking everything because now submitted do we need things to NASA also claims that Marcus had a life about 4 1/2 billion years ago that’s also says that was in possible at that time for earth to have any life whatsoever due to having them varmint so how could Mars have life develop in the extinguish for half billion years ago during the heavy bombardment when it said it was in possible for life to exist on earth at that time because they have in the morning I think this is timeline for life on Mars is incorrect

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Jason percy May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

What if we were all martians ? 25000 years ago we left Mars and came to earth as a tiny population but lost our technology and had to relearn everything. There! I've solved it . No math,no science ,no evidence,facts .Just good old fashioned nonsense.

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Jeremy Burns May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

So disappointed he didn't add a "happy little computer" during his drawing…  Apparently, basic science isn't the only thing he misses.

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byron2521 May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

I don't think you exist! Because your signal is just mathematical garbage coming through my computer.

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Halopro895 May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

1:14 Okay, that animated character is fucking terrifying looking.

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Don as seen on the Interwebz May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

Is it just me or did anyone else think they were watching Jurassic Park when Jimmy started talking. He kinda sounds like Mr. DNA (voiced by Greg Burson 1949–2008) only Jimmy is a little deeper in register. Also, line up any time Jimmy says "imprinted" up with a clip of Mr. DNA saying it in a clip from the movie and it kinda gets weird.

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MamaMurder73 May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

Btw. I want that tshirt you are wearing in this video;-) and I have a feeling all flat earthers are trump supporters. The intelligence of both are similar.

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darren p May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

………that’s not Jonah Hill 7 yrs from now without work???? Really????

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Modes May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

How do I get that shirt you have?

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theodore j May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

Wait, regardless of what else thinks, he doesn't understand that the speed of jets isn't even relatively close to light speed signals

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dogfish May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

So as a Canadian, would he also consider me a "Martian"? Man these conspiracy people are idiots.

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MovieLover FromCroatia May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

Where did you buy that shirt.

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Hermentotip May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

11:56 Theoretical brains pretending math is reality! ROFL

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Byron May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

Oh Jeran, Jeran, Jeran. You certaily know where your money comes from – the idiots that sub your bilge 144k people power your profitable paranoid delusions.

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Byron May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

Yep, he opened his mind so wide his brain fell out. Mind you, it was small enough that the fall did little discernible damage.

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frank rizzo May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

These people are dangerous they're making people too stupid to be helped

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Francesco Perrouna May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

People will do anything to help them feel valuable. I mean wtf. “These are obviously parts to stuff” isn’t very convincing.

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Hypatia Atheiria May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

Jeran thinks there is a big conspiracy that is all pervasive – yet somehow they overlook concealing the photos of the test ground – which is it – either 'they' have the power to keep us all 'in the dark ' or they make mistakes – jeran cant have it both ways

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Xtian Dub May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

Where can I buy yr tshirt bro?

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Joe O Sullivan May 10, 2019 - 4:50 am

I think that Godless Engineer misunderstands escape velocity.
Escape velocity is the initial speed that an object (without a drive) must have to escape a gravitational field, such as throwing a ball in the air.
An object that is being continuously propelled, such as a rocket, can eventually escape a gravitational field, no matter what speed it is doing. Assuming the speed is greater than zero of course.
In short, escape velocity is totally irrelevant for a rocket that is constantly firing it's engines.

But, it's not totally irrelevant if it cuts off it's engines at some point. But the higher up you are, the less your escape velocity has to be when you do cut your engines.
For example you could cut your engine at 200km above the surface providing your speed was greater than 1,000kph, or you could cut your engines at 300km if your speed was greater than 747kph, and eventually break free of the gravitational field. (Note: I just made these numbers.)

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