Conspiracies (Web Exclusive): Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

DO MORE OF THESE!!!!!!

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The only problem here is that no one is hurt by this theory. A core tenet of all conspiracy theories is that they make the world a worse place by reducing faith in institutions, causing people to waste money, or promoting bigotry.

Check Nina higa illuminati

But that’s just a theory….

You forgot the scary music in the background and the mandatory sentence :" some people think think so … " which is a relevant proof of anything as we all know ^^

You are still a piece of shit! Stop the Trump trashing and start excepting the fact that Trump is not a fucking bad person. You are losing your audience motherfuck.

Lol

What about the Olsen "twins"

air bnb will steal your house and turn into a cheap motel
there is no such thing as meat. its something else made to taste like meat.
food is not made of food but chemicals made to look like food
bananas are going extinct
pizza was always a vegtable
mushy peas aren't peas

The conclusions here are still better and more understandable than in every real conspiracy video 😂

Cadbury Jizz Eggs… how does the jizz get in there u ask?? Tiny yard gnomes, that's how!! They've got a whole factory of yard gnomes fucking empty chocolate eggs until they're full. But seriously, we can't keep letting Cadbury get away with importing foreign yard gnomes at a fraction of the cost they're paying American yard gnomes to fuck empty chocolate eggs. They're taking all the native yard gnomes jobs. Disgraceful Cadbury, disgraceful

That just hurt, but still was funny, thank you. 😀

hahahahahaha you killed it as usual

Yup. Cadbury creme eggs Are F*CKIN NASTY!

Not nutty enough

Awww and I thought he was going to do a conspiracy theory on the Olsen twins being only 1 person running really fast 🙁

Well this is getting demontitised

I would've thought the Olsen Twins would've been the conspiracy. Mind you…I can make one up myself.

The "Olsen's" were both born in 1986, their 'other sister' Elizabeth was born in 1989. 3 years…the Illuminati? However that would require Elizabeth to be a major player in the conspiracy and she's clearly not. With that said, the 1980s, the cold war was heating up and nuclear apocalypse was on everyone's mind… so the US Government, with the help of the now friendly aliens who landed at Roswell, mutated one girl into running very fast backwards and forwards to create an optical illusion so the aliens at government could experiment with moving nuclear weapons very quickly backwards and forwards, and the Communists would see an arsenal of millions instead of the hundreds of thousands they had at the time, leaving the Communists no choice but to admit defeat in the Cold War. After the defeat they decided to mass market the girls as stars of their generation to ward off any potential leanings one might have to any nation on Earth, other than the United States. OPEN YOUR EYES!

Also, it was a really embarrassing day when the alien demonstrating how to move the nukes backwards and forwards suddenly tripped.

The jews are devided into two categories, those who admit they belong to a race distinguished by a history of thousands of years, and those who don't. The latter are open to the charge of dishonesty. Israel born out of the holocaust, is by its birth a race law state like Adolf Hitler's Germany was. Israel's race laws are based on the same principle as the race laws of the 3rd Reich – they identify who is a jew – immediate by this racial identification they identify who's "not" a jew.
The claim jews are not a race is so dishonest as the history of the jews is dishonest. The claim that jews have a wonderful rich history is based on heresy. Jewish historians and scholars allready for a long time identified these claims as phantasies. The jewish people have no reference in history. I will reference one jewish historian but there are just too many to quote. The book is called:
THE INVENTION OF THE JEWISH PEOPLE. BY SHLOMO SAND.

Either aliens or robots?… Couldn't mention clones aye mate, Abit too close to home 😂